"Omg Busta I just found out my best friend sleeps in her tub when she is lonely........"

BUSTER SAYS: I did that one time when I was drunk. When I woke up my back was KILLING me! It felt like I slept on a flight of stairs.



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"Shout out to all the giants fans out there! lets kick ass next week! woohooo!"

BUSTER SAYS: "No doubt! Check out the new G-Men hat my girl got me the day before they smoked Atlanta :D"

"Eating pancakes without syrup is like smoking crack without a pipe. "

BUSTER SAYS: "When you're right, you're right. If someone made me force swallow a stack of dry ass pancakes I'd shoot myself."

"Busterrr! My friend always falls asleep while laying on me what should I do?"

BUSTER SAYS: "Put gum (found on floor or under table) in their mouth every time, they'll learn."

"I just smushed with a cop on duty - Scratch that off a bucket list!"

BUSTER SAYS: "This brings new meaning to the term 'F--- da Police!' BAZZZINGG!"



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"Driving home from gay karaoke!"

BUSTER SAYS: "And how is that different from any other karaoke bars?"



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"I have a court date tomorrow and haven't told my parents yet. Since I'm 17 and need a parent to come with me"

BUSTER SAYS: "Hold on... lemme ask Nick Cannon if he's available."



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