"When Chuck Norris calls 911, it's to ask if everything is ok."
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NORTHRIDGE, CA - OCTOBER 4: Actor Chuck Norris talks on the telephone with a fan during a book signing for his new book "Against All Odds" at Borders Books on October 4, 2004 in Northridge, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images). *** Local Caption *** Chuck Norris