Dirty On The Dos: Britney Escorted Out Of Target, Justin Bieber Going To Space & New Jersey’s Sea Monster!?

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Another day, another pile of celebrity dirty. It’s time to catch you up on all the celebrity gossip first thing in the AM so you can be in the know before all of your friends!

Today we’ve got the latest dirt on everything from Britney Spear’s escorted trip to Target, New Jersey’s new sea monster and Justin Bieber might possibly be performing in space (all thanks to NASA)!

Let’s get it started!

Bieber Going To Space!? 

Justin Bieber has been offered a trip to space by NASA, and it was all done via social media! The space agency has said that it will help fulfill the star’s wish of being one of the first artists to perform in space.

Biebs tweeted this weekend: “I wanna do a concert in space”. To which the official NASA account responded: “Maybe we can help you with that. ‘All Around the World’, next off it?”

Interesting. At this point, he might as well just try his hand at becoming President, which would of course never happen because he’s from Canada and he’s too young. But Biebs is definitely on top of the world, eh? Which song would you love to see Bieber perform up in space?

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Watch Out New Jersey, There’s A New Sea Monster Amongst Us!

A picture has surfaced from a fisherman in New Jersey, who caught a massive sea lamprey in Raritan River. The sea lamprey’s picture (above) was spotted by Doug Cutle who captured it two years ago, and a friend posted the above photo to Reddit last week, where it’s been viewed over a million times since.

“The photo doesn’t allow counting of gill openings (seven per side for sea lampreys), but based on size alone, this does appear to be a sea lamprey,” a New York Department of Environmental Conservation spokeswoman told Outside Magazine, according to the New York Daily News.

According to Outdoor Magazine, a sea lamprey is a parasite who “uses its terrifying, alien-like teeth to latch onto its prey before injecting it with digestive fluids that eat away at and kill the fish (or, innocent swimmer). Only one out of seven fish/humans survive the attack.”

CREEEPPPY. Just gives you another reason to stay away from New Jersey!

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Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images

Britney Spears Escorted Out Of Target, Buys Pack Of Gum

Is this the sign of a Britney-Breakdown? Probably not. Yesterday newly dyed Brunetney (that would be a brunette Britney Spears) headed to one of her favorite stores: Target! During the shopping excursion, Brit Brit was given a full out escort into and out of the store. That might not seem extreme for a pop star who was the guinea pig for paparazzi back in the mid-2000′s, but yesterday no one even recognized her! It was almost a joke to see police walk her outside to her car, because no one even bothered to pop star!

The best part about this? She bought nothing but a pack of gum. I love me some Britney Spears, but I think she might have too much time on her hands. Hit the recording studio Britney and deliver that awesome eight album!

--Bryan Carstensen, 92.3NOW

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