Dirty On The Dos: Shia LaBeouf Exits Broadway, Lindsay’s Tattered Dress & K-Stew Is Not So Hot!

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Another day, another pile of celebrity dirty. It’s time to catch you up on all the celebrity gossip first thing in the AM so you can be in the know before all of your friends!

Today we’ve got the latest dirt on Shia LaBeouf airing out his personal emails about getting fired from his Broadway play, Lindsay Lohan returns a $1750 dress completely tattered and Kristen Stewart makes a list she doesn’t want to be on!

Let’s get it started!

Kristen Stewart Voted Least Sexiest Actress By British Men, Sorta

People have always said that Sarah Jessica Parker is the least sexiest actress in Hollywood. Times have changed and there is a new Queen of Ugly. She also happens to be the Queen of Twilight: Kristen Stewart! She apparently topped a poll from MenKind.co.uk of British men to find the least sexy actresses – and proved to be more undesirable than Sarah Jessica Parker and Lindsay Lohan.

Although, you can’t find this poll anywhere on said website. Only gadgets. Did we all just get trolled?

Anyway, here’s the top five:

Kristen Stewart
Sarah Jessica Parker
Lindsay Lohan
Denise Richards
Kirsten Dunst

Do you agree with this poll? How is it possible that Lindsay pulled in third place?!!

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Lindsay Lohan Returns Borrowed Dress Completely Tattered!

If you’re thinking about helping out Lindsay Lohan, you better think twice! Lindsay returned a Theia gown that she wore to the amFAR event on February 6th in New York City… but not in the exact condition in which she received it!

According to a source at Us Weekly, LiLo “said that the dress had ripped [at a club after the fundraiser] — she couldn’t possibly wear it like that — so her stylist friend went to the club bouncer and requested some scissors to repair the torn part of the dress.”

Charlie Sheen (the do gooder that he is) offered to help pay for half of that $1,750 dress and introduced her to the designer who provided the dress. So, the moral of the story is? Lindsay is still Hollywood’s biggest mess. Things never change, right? Are you surprised by this story?

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Shia LaBeouf Tweets Screenshots After Broadway Exit

After news of his abrupt departure from Broadway’s Orphans, Shia LaBeouf took to Twitter to air private email in public. LaBeouf was to star alongside Alec Baldwin, but on Tuesday night, producers reportedly decided to cut him loose after the director “became worried” about the actor and “his performance choices.”

Later on Wednesday, apparently to clear his reputation, LaBeouf tweeted email exchanges. In one back-and-forth, he apologizes to Alec Baldwin “for my part of a dis-agreeable situation.” Director Sullivan’s response: “I’m too old for disagreeable situations. You’re one hell of a great actor. Alec is who he is. You are who you are. You two are incompatible. I should have known it. This one will haunt me. You tried to warn me. You said you were a different breed. I didn’t get it.”

I am wondering if “his performance choices” means the acid he likes to drop to “get into character”, or if maybe the director just canned him because he didn’t like his acting? We will never know!

–Bryan Carstensen, 92.3NOW