Dirty On The Dos: Frank Ocean’s Police Report, Britney Spears’ Vegas Show & Chris Brown Fakes It!?

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Another day, another pile of celebrity dirt! It’s time to catch you up on all the celebrity gossip first thing in the AM so you can be in the know before all of your friends!

Today we’ve got the latest dirt on the entire Britney Spears/Las Vegas deal (is she or isn’t she?), Chris Brown might have faked his community service, and the police report is released detailing Frank Ocean‘s report on his fight with Breezy.

Let’s get it started!

It’s Britney, B!#ch: Nearly 100% Confirmed For Vegas

Britney Spears is definitely heading to Las Vegas for a new show. Brit’s manager, Larry Rudolph, said yesterday that the show is set, with a choice between two casinos, one of which is part of Caesars. The deal will be finalized once Britney’s team decides on the casino.

Spears has been in talk for months to set up her show in Las Vegas. Rudolph said, “We are in deep negotiations and I’d be shocked if it didn’t happen. Hoping to have a deal done very soon.” A formal announcement is expected in the next few weeks.

I don’t ever recall a 31-year old pop star to ever headline her own show in Vegas. This could be a good move or a bad move for Britney. But with no real job in sight (bye X Factor), at least she’ll be making a pay day! You can’t hate on that.

But what you can hate on is THIS!

Would you head to Vegas to see Brit Brit perform?

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Chris Brown Might Have Faked His Community Service!?

Another day, another Chris Brown drama. While in court, prosecutors have asked to find Chris Brown in violation of his probation because they say his community service records contain “significant discrepancies.”

Brown is scheduled to appear at a hearing today in L.A., where a judge could revoke his probation. The DA showed three different situations when she said Breezy was not at the actual recorded location of his community service and instead performing or traveling, once on a private jet bound for Cancun.

In another instance, he never stripped or waxed the floors at a Virginia community center as a report said he did. Brown’s lawyer, Mark Geragos, is lashing out at prosecutors, saying the motion to revoke Chris’ probation is “shameful and a disgrace.”

This is just another item to add to the laundry list of negative events to happen in Chris’ life as of late.

Frank Ocean performs at this year’s Lollapalooza. (Photo by Jason Shaltz)

Chris Brown/Frank Ocean Police Report Is Out

It’s officially out! The police report forecasts what we really already know about Chris Brown: he’s definitely a jerk! According to TMZ, “Ocean told cops that Brown attempted to shake his hand, then punched him as soon as he mentioned the parking spot. Two Brown associates jumped in, pushed Ocean to a corner, and attempted to kick him; Ocean thought he heard someone yell “fa***t,” though he didn’t name names. Ocean sustained a cut on his finger and another near his left temple.” On top of that Frank Ocean told the cops that Chris threatened to shoot him saying, “We can bust on you too!”

Ocean won’t be pressing charges, because really, he just is a better man! So on top of possibly lying about his community service, he’s now possibly committing a hate crime, and even threatening to shoot? Sounds like Chris Brown is really on the mend….!

–Bryan Carstensen, 92.3 NOW