If you have an overweight partner… listen up!

Chunky Chunkerson reporting live from my couch with a rather tasty approach to love…

If you date a big man, or a big woman, first of all, lemme say thanks for supporting us big people, and second of all, I gotta tell you about this new lip gloss that just hit the market. A kiss is just a kiss on any other day, with any other lip gloss you put on. But when you pucker up, and spread the joy of French fry tasting lip gloss on your lips, then give your overweight partner a smooch, you will make them re-fall in love all over again, for only about two dollars.

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Imagine how pumped your overweight partner will be when they taste French fries after pulling back from a wonderful kiss. They will keep coming back for more and more and before you know it, you two will be making out like two teenagers in the last row of a Jake Jillenhallenwhateverhisnameis movie.

So, surprise your hefty heartthrob with a kiss with French fry tasting lip gloss. All the info is here… peep it out!

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Not only does the company selling these relationship savers have French fry flavored lip balm, here are some other flavors:

Wasabi, Bacon (Mmmmm bacon!), Corndogs, Absynthe (Really?), Nachos, Pickles and Cupcakes!

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What do you think of this novel idea? Would you even consider it, for the one chub you love?