Ke$ha Wants To Take ‘Revenge’… On Our Ears

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As huge fans of [lastfm link_type="artist_info"]Ke$ha’s[/lastfm] tongue-in-cheek, glitter-drenched party girl tunes on Cannibal and Animal, we always look forward to her glitter cannon stunts and unicorn dancers.

So, when we saw that a new Ke$ha track called “Revenge” was leaked, we were super excited.

And now, we’re really, really not.

Lest our ears deceive us, this auto-tune travesty is just in demo form, so maybe if they slow it down and mix the sound a little better, it will turn out sounding less squeaky and halfway decent.

However, no matter what they do to the sound, it will never change the Disney Channel circa 1990′s songwriting. There is absolutely nothing progressive or remotely Ke$ha about “Revenge.”

The girl in the song doesn’t sound like she would lick slash. She sounds like she’d start a food fight with only soft and easily bleachable foods.

What do you think of Ke$ha’s leaked track “Revenge?” Let us know in the comments section below!

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