The Lohans Are Becoming the Sullivans

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Dina & Lindsay Lohan

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LiSu just doesn’t have the same ring as LiLo, but apparently Michael Lohan has become such a detriment to the Lohan clan that the gaggle of them are changing their name to Dina’s maiden name, Sullivan.

Mom of the year, Dina Lohan told Popeater.com‘s Rob Shuter, that the family is planning a big name change.

Lindsay is dropping a last name altogether and is going the [lastfm link_type="artist_info"]Cher[/lastfm] route. “Lindsay is dropping the Lohan and just going by Lindsay,” Dina told Shuter. “Plus, me and Ali will be officially changing our last names back to my maiden name, Sullivan.”

Weird.

Who’s staring in that straight to video movie? Lindsay.
Who’s wearing that orange jumpsuit? Lindsay.

A friend of the soon-to-be not-Lohan family told Shuter, “So many of the greatest people in showbiz are known by just their first name. Look at Oprah and Beyonce. Now you can add Lindsay to that list. And it’s a way for them all to start over. No one in the family want anything to do with Lindsay’s father [Michael Lohan] anymore and that includes sharing a last name.”

The thing about Oprah and [lastfm link_type="artist_info"]Beyonce[/lastfm], even Cher, is that their names are fairly unique and definitely memorable. No offence Linds, but your name is seriously common. Maybe you should just get married and take Samantha Ronson‘s name.

Whatever happened to her anyways? You were cute together.

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