Charlie Sheen really doesn’t know when to shut up…
Throughout his so-called recovery he’s pretty much done nothing but call in to radio shows and talk to tabloids in an increasingly irrational manner. He’s also shacked up with his ex-wife and new girlfriend (that’s either a dream or a nightmare). In his most recent radio rant, Sheen called talk show host Alex Jones to dis his sitcom’s producer Chuck Lorre/Haim Levine.
“I’m tired of being told ‘You can’t talk about that, you can’t talk about that.’ Bull S-*-*-*. There’s something this side of deplorable that a certain Haim Levine — yeah, that’s Chuck’s real name — mistook this rock star for his own selfish exit strategy, bro. Check it, Alex: I embarrassed him in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his unevolved mind cannot process. Last I checked, Haim, I spent close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold. And the gratitude I get is this charlatan chose not to do his job, which is to write. Clearly someone who believes he’s above the law.”
He then went on to ramble about his new girlfriend of a couple of weeks and how she’s a goddess and they have a spiritual marriage and something about baseball. Yup, he sounds totally recovered.
Lorre and the rest of the production team over on the CBS/Warner Bros set didn’t take too kindly to Sheen referring to their work as a “tin can” and put a cease on production of the show for the rest of the season.
Sheen had more to say on the subject and hit up TMZ for the media outlet he needed for his next rant:
“What does this say about Haim Levine [Chuck Lorre] after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows … I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can’t handle my power and can’t handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon.”
Then off he went to RadarOnline.com to tell them he don’t need no stinkin’ network, he’s got cable and is in the works for an HBO series where he’ll make $5 million an episode:
“I’m close to securing a deal with HBO for a 10 show guarantee. It will be epic, all types of guests and we will focus on the truth and the absurd!”
The absurd, really? Like your totally bizarro behavior right now Charlie?
Sheen had been paying a portion of the crew’s salary for ’Two and a Half Men’ because they were basically out of work because of his addiction problems, no word yet as to whether he’ll continue to be their sugar daddy.
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