Wait… did anyone know that Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem were married?! They are! Back in July Penelope and Javier, two exceedingly attractive Spanish exports, secretly got married while on vacation in the Bahamas.
Pretty standard operating procedure for celebrities… especially pregnant ones!
Cruz’s representatives recently announced that the couple is expecting their first child, which should show up in approximately four and half months.
No other details are available on the pregnancy, but I bet that is going to be one super-duper attractive baby.