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First of all, can we all just note that Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston’s progeny, Tripp, is the blondest, most blue-eyed, pasty baby ever, while both his parents were bestowed with dark hair and eyes. I’m just saying’, maybe Bristol was playin’ round with other members of the high school hockey team. Let’s just hope that baby Tripp continues to not take after his parents.

Oh, right, but the magic of genes is not the big news in the Palin clan these days, the big news is that Bristol and Levi are getting married.

The Alaskan mascots for underage baby-making, told US Weekly, that they reconciled their relationship three months ago, during a custody hearing for their son, Tripp.

After the meeting, apparently Levi sent Bristol a text that said, “I miss you. I love you. I want to be with you again.”

And, that did it folks, Bristol was back in the saddle, so to speak… although she has vowed publically not to have sex again until she’s married – so I’m guessing this is going to be a short engagement. Levi already has Bristol’s name tattooed on his ring finger (because that worked so well for Pam and Tommy).

The American public is the first to know about the couples impending I Do’s, Bristol has yet to tell her mama, Sarah, who is bound to be a bit grizzly about all this seeing as how she’s referred to Levi in the past as “Ricky Hollywood” and also as an aspiring porn star.

Bristol told US Weekly that she’s a bit nervous about her mom’s reaction, “It is intimidating and scary just to think about what her reaction is going to be. Hopefully she will jump on board.”

Well, she doesn’t exactly have a choice seeing as how you’re both finally legal. Good luck young lovers, and most importantly, good luck Tripp.

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