Buttcrack Stickers FTW
Ladies, do your low-rise jeans leave nothing to the imagination? Are you crack-ularly blessed? Well, I underwear designer, Kimberlily, has come up with a cure for all your butt-crack needs: Backtacular.
These adhesive patches stick to your butt, yup right to your butt. You can buy them with all sorts of bedazzled designs right on Kimberlily’s website. They generally run for about $15 bucks for a set of two.
Yup, now you can be the girl with that thing on your butt, as opposed to the girl with your a**crack hanging out. Obviously an improvement.
If you’re self-conscious, but not quite ready to commit to a crack-patch, perhaps consider investing in higher-waisted pants or, you know, a belt.
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