That isn’t some jab at Christianity… it’s the latest news in the revolving door that is the Material Girl‘s love life.

Madonna has been dating Brazilian underwear model Jesus Luz for a year now. Madonna is 51, Jesus is 23… yeah, there’s a wee bit of an age difference considering Madge is older than Jesus’ mom (I don’t think you realize the self restraint it takes to not make a Madonna and child joke right here).

Surprisingly it was Jesus that ended things. The 23-year old couldn’t get over the age difference, nor could he deal with the seeming lack of communication in their relationship. As for Madonna, she says they just ran out of things to talk about, spending most of their talking time discussing Kabbalah (yes, that is ironic).

Ladies, that does in fact mean there is one more eligible bachelor available for your Valentine’s Day needs.

W00t!