Cross my heart and hope to die, I swear I am not making this up. Jon Gosselin and Octomom are going to date. Okay, so it’s totally premeditated for the cameras, but still, OMG!
You’ve seen the show Cheaters, right? Totally classy stuff, that we’re all going to admit here right now. Well, the producer of that show, Bobby Goldstien, and one of the old producers of the Jerry Springer Show hatched this brainchild after they heard Nadya Suleman say she thought that Jon was hot.
Of course she does…
Apparently Nadya, crazy ole Nadya, is totally obsessed with Jon & Kate (hmm, I guess I can’t really judge, now can I?), and now that Kate is out of the picture, is totally ready to pounce on Jon. Because, you know, what’s better than a blended family of 24 people!
Somehow, when the producers approached Jon with the idea of a show where he and Nadya try out a relationship, he didn’t run screaming. That’s a bad sign for this guys mental health. They must be offering him a metric buttload of money.
I love how Jon pulled the plug on the TLC show because he was sick of exploiting his kids, but he’s willing to do a show like this. Sure, the Gosselin kids won’t be in front of the camera, but they’ll find out and when they do, they’ll be tormented at school for it.
And what about poor Hailey Glassman, who just went on TV to say that Jon is emotionally abusive toward her, but that’s okay, she’s going to stand by her man? Is she going to stand by him as he continues to date other people?
Oh, Jon, it’s time to retire to Boca.
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