Oh Carrie Prejean, you’re such a nobody, yet you take up so much space in the public collective…

The ex-Miss California USA was fired earlier this year for breaching her contractual obligations and changing her platform from “Education” (the pageant approved platform) to “Straight Rights“, which didn’t really exist until the Q&A portion of the Miss USA Pageant.

She’s suing for religious discrimination – the pageant says she’s an entitled nitwit.

Okay, I say she’s an entitled nitwit, but I’m pretty sure they say something similar, if not slightly more eloquent.

The Miss California USA organization isn’t going down quietly, they’re counter suing Prejean for the money they spent on her breast implants.

Only in California!

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Up until now, it had seemed like Prejean’s 15-life-sucking-minutes were over, but no, definitely not.

It is, after all, Halloween season, and before being a costume, Prejean actually modeled them. Ladies, while you’re searching for your “Sexy __________” costume this year, check out the “Sexy Spider”.

You’ll recognize the spidertastic model on the cover…

Hell, you can see her model it live at ComicCon here:

By Kimberly Miller for 92.3 NOW