You can’t make this stuff up…

I’d almost forgotten who Casey Aldridge was, and my life was all the better for it.  Now, I remember, he’s that dude that knocked up Britney Spears‘ lil sister Jamie Lynn.  Well apparently birth control isn’t the only thing he’s bad at… he sucks at driving too.

On his way to go crabbing at 1AM with some friends (I kid you not), Aldridge apparently drove into a ditch and in an effort to pull his 2008 Ford F-250 out over-corrected causing the truck to roll and eject all three passengers.

Amazingly, all three escaped with minor injuries.  If you consider broken collarbones and such “minor injuries”.  That’s a pretty big deal considering being ejected from a moving vehicle tends to kill people.

Doctors say Aldridge has some minor brain trauma (Yeah, no kidding!) and should recover. The problem is, they’ve probably never met him before. That’s just him and well, somehow I doubt he’ll ever really recover.