Someone get that girl a sandwich STAT. Do not hold the mayo!

You don’t need an expert opinion to see that Lindsay Lohan looks like a bag of bones lately.  But, no worries, there are experts out there chiming in anyway. Drs. Kent Holtorf and James E. Walton have both commented publically that Lohan is seriously underweight.  They estimate she’s somewhere between 95-100 lbs, which on her 5’5″ frame is dangerously thin.  Walton says that she should ideally weigh between 120-130 to be considered healthy, but even 115 would do by Hollywood standards.

Friends of Lohan say that she’s just going through some serious relationship stress due to her recent breakup with Samantha Ronson, and instead of eating spends her time obsessing and texting her ex.  That’s funny because the gossip mill is also saying that she’s been hopping from man to man since the break up.

Oh LiLo, if only you could love food the way you love sex.