Darn, I missed the Miss USA Pageant last night, and apparently it was a good one.  Full of controversial questions and new vocabulary words.

It was North Carolina’s Kristen Dalton, who went home with the crown, but honestly no one remembers who she is this morning, it’s her first runner-up, Miss California Carrie Prejean who’s an overnight sensation.

Why? Because she coined the term “opposite marriage” while explaining to Perez Hilton, the openly gay gossip blogger and pageant judge, that she doesn’t believe that gay marriage should be legal… oh, but it’s great that there’s a choice in America.

I think it comes as a shock to no one that Perez called her “a dumb b*tch” on his blog last night.  He then went on to tell Miss California how she should have answered his question.

And in a very well spoken manner I must say.

Is Perez the new pageant coach du jour?